if nuthin i can b`cum a film critic

with 2 new films on da block n a john a starrer goal on cards wat do u prefer . me like most oder critics wud giv mah view since i hav watchd neither of da films .///////.......wel to strt from sharukh goin da salman way (remember the topless khan) with his 6 packing suits da lines kabhi naye PACKET mai beeche tumko cheez purani phir bhi dil hai hindus.... n on da oder side a cutie li`l bum ,, o did i say bum oopz apna ranbir bhai whoz bum was 2 b on display if the censor board wudn`t hav mind it ... newayz i`ll talk abt da new hoopla in da cinematic world of sellin naked men instead of women shud i say pam has got competiton ...... well none of the movies mak sense , if u jus wanna kil ur partner show him saawariya n if u want him to commit suicide tak him to oso ........ wel wel enuf f ma critical cynical n carefree views .. bac to work folkz ,,, see u at da nxt realese.. ciao hdk