I recently discovered that its ok for me to give up the pretense
of being sane and not do something ordinary and also the fact that there is a
superhero within me – I just had to discover it. So I sit down – grab a notepad
and track down what superhero I could be. Batman and Ironman had a lot of
money. I didn’t – so there was no way I could build a fancy suit and kick ass
so that is in the dump. I aint from a different planet so Superman too is out
of the table. Altough I think I have a weakness for kryptonite and I need to
check my origins. Spider bites didn’t work, nor does gamma radiation, I cant be
Thor although I consider myself to be a god and the other super-heroes are just
not good enough for me. So I concluded the conventional one`s not possible.
What next.
So I did some soul searching and thought of what were
my strongest qualities - below is the brief list:
Sarcasm
Hot Body
My writing skills
Intuition
And many more, and while I was delving on this I
realized my one super-power – Farting . I think my body has an endless supply
of foul –smelly- nose hair burning gas – which I could use to tear the evil of
the world apart and it was something I could do anytime any place – it was a
Super power. It was an eye opener.
So I decided to share this super power with the world –
unlike all the superheroes (jerks) I would like to empower everyone in this
world with this superpower and destroy all evil. There is a wonderful potion
which you can brew to activate this superpower.
Following are the ingredients and qualities you need :
Pudina leaves
A burner
Water
Rock salt (the one they use in Supernatural)
Self control and some Gas/air.
Steps : Boil the pudina leaves in water using a burner for
15 minutes as the water turns green (hulk green) – add some rock salt – and
drink the potion in one breath. As the water flows down you food pipe to the
stomach and the gastric juice in the stomach starts protein digestion and as all of this
happens you will feel a surge of excitement rising within you. You will feel
light as all the gas in your body is slowly accumulating as ammo ready to be
fired and any evil you wish to annihilate and thus rises within you a hero who
is now ready to face the world and challenge its existence.
The same goes for burping too more on it next time..
Hdk
